POO GOES ON THE RAMPAGE

 

One day as I emptied my bag into the toilet the poo jumped out of the bowl and unleashed havoc in my flat.  It made a beeline for my bed and started attacking it. The bed screamed and this brought the staff up to my flat. They opened the door and what they saw made them see red for there was a load of poo attacking my bed. But, just as the staff tried to get one step closer the poo flew, smack, right  into their faces and had to dive out of the way, but, unfortunately the poo went for me and devoured me.  I got eaten by the poo, there was nothing I could do. The poo then went for the staff and ate them too. All of sudden the mad load of poo flew out of the flat door, along the corridor and burst into other peoples’ flats, eating them by the score. It was real mayhem, with a load of poo going on the rampage  and eating up lots of people. The poo then flew down the stairs and smeared itself all over walls, before continuing on it’s rampage throughout the flat. All hell broke loose as the poo went on the rampage, attacking anything that got in it’s way. It even jumped up the ceiling and bit the lights, causing them to crash. the lights then came to life and had a fight with the poo. In the struggle that followed the poo smeared itself all over the lights and killed them, but the lights came back to life again and started to fight the poo in a war that was to last a few hours, and the poo won,  for it killed the lights and ate them. Although I got eaten up by the poo I managed to come back to life again and jump out of the poo, but, as I tried to escape the poo flew after me, and in the nick of time I jumped out of the window and managed to close it before the poo could kill me once more and eat me. I was lucky because when the poo made a meal of me and devoured me I managed to come back to life again and escape, but unfortunately the other residents who got gobbled up by the poo couldn’t make it back to life again. Luckily the manager came to the rescue, for he thought up a plan and ordered two workmen to manufacture ten new residents to replace the ones that got eaten  up by the poo. The residents were built in a factory and shipped to my home, even though the poo was still rampaging through the block. In the end the manager came face to face with the poo and shot it dead, but it came back to life again and went on the rampage once more, so the only answer was to buy a bottle of fire. The bottle was opened up, the fire jumped out, went for the poo and killed it, but that didn’t bring back the two  support workers who  got consumed by the mad excrement that went on the rampage for hours.