Once upon a time there lived a man in Birdnest Lodge called Jim Bow 'n' Arrow. He was always causing trouble, shouting and bawling, and on one occasion chucked all his chips at one of the staff and at another tenant in the dining room all because he couldn't get his own way.
"Any more of that Mr Bow 'n 'Arrow, and you go up to your room.
"You don't pepper other people with your food, chucking every bit about, you're just upsetting everyone else."
Jim Bow 'n 'Arrow was a troublemaker, and on one occasion tried to flush Bill Stickers down the toilet. He was caught by Miss Vinegar Bread and chucked outside into the car park. Once outside he went absolutely berserk and chucked a brick through the office window.
Delrosa Custard, one of the staff who happened to be working in the office at the time had to duck just as the brick flew through the window. It did of cause hit a computer causing instant death. The computer's parents were informed and Jim Bow and Arrow got sent to a disability prison where he was sentenced for a month. Once released he was sent home, but had to remain in his flat segregated from the other tenants because he was a difficult tenant to deal with, and the next time he vandalises he will end up in Cry Bostic Mental Health Unit at the Cry Bostic Mental Hospital in Bodily Drive, Chigwell.
Even at school Jim Bow 'n' Arrow caused trouble, such as the incident at Great Stumblex Secondary Modern School in Meads Lane when he knocked off the head of one of the teachers all because he told him not to eat the school desk. The ruffian then chucked the head out of the window, but the head bounced back and jumped back into the classroom through the classroom window. The head (the teacher's head which was knocked off by a mad boy) flew around the class just as the teacher was trying to put it back onto his own body.
Even though the teacher had no head after Jim Bow 'n' Arrow knocked it off in one of his mad turns that didn't stop him from charging at the boy. The headless teacher then grabbed the boy, and to teach him a lesson took off his head, arms and legs and chucked them out of the window.
All that was left of the boy was his torso. the torso went mad and tried to avenge the teacher for dismembering him, but was stopped by Gary Eggman, the teacher's right hand man.
The body parts that belonged to the boy flew back in through the classroom window and tried to re - join the boy after he was reduced to a torso that now had a life of it's own - that mean's that it can move on it's own accord without the body parts that were taken from it.
Just as the arms, legs and head tried to install themselves back onto the boy's body - now a torso, they were stopped from doing so by Mr Bomb, the teacher whose head got knocked off by a boy during one of his mad fits. But, just as he tried to chuck the boy's arms, legs and head out of the window after they flew back in they just went for the teacher and hit him. In fact the boy's head flew up the teacher's chest and bit a hole in it.The head then flew into the inside of the teacher's body and kicked his lungs out. the lungs landed on the floor and, what happened, a bird flew into the classroom through the window and started to feast on the lungs that were lying on the floor, the lungs that got kicked out of a man's chest cavity inside his own body by a mad human head.
Jim Bow 'n' Arrow, the boy who got reduced to a torso with a life of it's own after the teacher dismantled him tried to reclaim the missing parts of his body, but was stopped by Nigel Teabag, one of the prefects.
Once the boy had learnt his lesson not to knock peoples' heads off then he could have his body parts returned to his own body and rebuilt after being reduced to a live torso by Mr Bomb, a teacher in Jim Bow 'n' Arrow's class.
After five hours the boy had his arms legs and head fixed back onto his body making him a complete person once more, and what about the teacher's lungs which got eaten up by a bird after being kicked out of the teacher's body by a mad human head?
Of cause the teacher would have to buy himself a new pair of lungs in the body shop because they stock human body parts.
In the end mad Jim Bow 'n 'Arrow got expelled and excluded from every school right up to the end of his schooldays.
"Any more of that Mr Bow 'n 'Arrow, and you go up to your room.
"You don't pepper other people with your food, chucking every bit about, you're just upsetting everyone else."
Jim Bow 'n 'Arrow was a troublemaker, and on one occasion tried to flush Bill Stickers down the toilet. He was caught by Miss Vinegar Bread and chucked outside into the car park. Once outside he went absolutely berserk and chucked a brick through the office window.
Delrosa Custard, one of the staff who happened to be working in the office at the time had to duck just as the brick flew through the window. It did of cause hit a computer causing instant death. The computer's parents were informed and Jim Bow and Arrow got sent to a disability prison where he was sentenced for a month. Once released he was sent home, but had to remain in his flat segregated from the other tenants because he was a difficult tenant to deal with, and the next time he vandalises he will end up in Cry Bostic Mental Health Unit at the Cry Bostic Mental Hospital in Bodily Drive, Chigwell.
Even at school Jim Bow 'n' Arrow caused trouble, such as the incident at Great Stumblex Secondary Modern School in Meads Lane when he knocked off the head of one of the teachers all because he told him not to eat the school desk. The ruffian then chucked the head out of the window, but the head bounced back and jumped back into the classroom through the classroom window. The head (the teacher's head which was knocked off by a mad boy) flew around the class just as the teacher was trying to put it back onto his own body.
Even though the teacher had no head after Jim Bow 'n' Arrow knocked it off in one of his mad turns that didn't stop him from charging at the boy. The headless teacher then grabbed the boy, and to teach him a lesson took off his head, arms and legs and chucked them out of the window.
All that was left of the boy was his torso. the torso went mad and tried to avenge the teacher for dismembering him, but was stopped by Gary Eggman, the teacher's right hand man.
The body parts that belonged to the boy flew back in through the classroom window and tried to re - join the boy after he was reduced to a torso that now had a life of it's own - that mean's that it can move on it's own accord without the body parts that were taken from it.
Just as the arms, legs and head tried to install themselves back onto the boy's body - now a torso, they were stopped from doing so by Mr Bomb, the teacher whose head got knocked off by a boy during one of his mad fits. But, just as he tried to chuck the boy's arms, legs and head out of the window after they flew back in they just went for the teacher and hit him. In fact the boy's head flew up the teacher's chest and bit a hole in it.The head then flew into the inside of the teacher's body and kicked his lungs out. the lungs landed on the floor and, what happened, a bird flew into the classroom through the window and started to feast on the lungs that were lying on the floor, the lungs that got kicked out of a man's chest cavity inside his own body by a mad human head.
Jim Bow 'n' Arrow, the boy who got reduced to a torso with a life of it's own after the teacher dismantled him tried to reclaim the missing parts of his body, but was stopped by Nigel Teabag, one of the prefects.
Once the boy had learnt his lesson not to knock peoples' heads off then he could have his body parts returned to his own body and rebuilt after being reduced to a live torso by Mr Bomb, a teacher in Jim Bow 'n' Arrow's class.
After five hours the boy had his arms legs and head fixed back onto his body making him a complete person once more, and what about the teacher's lungs which got eaten up by a bird after being kicked out of the teacher's body by a mad human head?
Of cause the teacher would have to buy himself a new pair of lungs in the body shop because they stock human body parts.
In the end mad Jim Bow 'n 'Arrow got expelled and excluded from every school right up to the end of his schooldays.
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