HOW I SHOOK MY PUFFER

One day whilst I was shaking my puffer the canister flew out and went straight through the wall, entering the next door neighbour's flat.
Not only that.
Such was the force in which the canister went straight through the wall that the wall itself collapsed, exposing the next door neighbour's flat.

On returning to her flat the resident was furious when she found part of the wall missing, with a hole so big that she could see the flat next door and the resident who lived there.

"You smashed the wall of my flat, for that I'm going to smash your body to rubble."

The resident got hold of me and chucked me up to the ceiling.
I went right through and up onto the roof. I then slid down and:

"Smack!

I landed on top of the car belonging to the resident whose flat had it's wall smashed open by a canister that flew out of the puffer and went straight through the wall, causing it to collapse.

The furious resident rushed out and on seeing what I did too her car grabbed hold of me and booted me up into the air until I landed on top of a London bus that happened to be passing by.

The bus just moved on with me clinging onto the roof.

At the next stop I climbed down the side of the bus and went onto the pavement. Then I made my way back to Bryant Lodge and told the staff about the whacking great big hole in the wall, where it had collapsed due to a canister that flew through it after it jumped out of the puffer that I shook.
One of the neighbours also reported the collapse of her wall.
She said that she holds me responsible for the collapse of the wall of her flat.

I did own up and said that the collapse of the wall of the next door neighbour's flat was caused by a canister that flew through the wall after it jumped out of a faulty puffer when I shook it.

The carer said:

"How can that ever happen?

"It's downright impossible.

I replied that it did happen because of the extreme force.

I had to stay at my cousin's flat until my own flat had a new wall fitted.

The next door neighbour also had to stay at a family's home until a new wall was fitted.

In the end a bullet proof wall was fitted against my own wall to prevent the collapse of the wall happening again should anything hard hit it.