MY CONFRONTATION WITH BULLY BEEF

One day as I was making my way to Sinclair house for exercise I was set upon by Bully Beef, the school bully who normally pick's on Chips.
Bully Beef stuffed fags up my nostrils and I sneezed, so hard, that everybody on the bus got thrown from their seats. Bully Beef then pulled my trousers down and pulled my stoma bag off. He sucked my stoma and I yet out a yell. People tried to stop him but he was too big for his boots and pushed them over.

One of the people who tried to pull Bully Beef off me was Desperate Dan.
Even Desperate Dan, supposed to be the strongest man in the world, was no match for Bully Beef.

When I got to my stop by Woodford Bridge Road, the door opened and Bully Beef threw me out and came out as well. He grabbed hold of me and chucked me into the road.
I managed to dash across the road to safety but had to run as fast as possible because Bully Beef happened to be chasing me.
I got to Sinclair House in the nick of time, and through the door. However it wasn't the end for the big bully's reign of terror for he smashed the glass on the door with his head and burst into the centre.
Luckily I managed to dash upstairs and get into the exercise room, with Bully Beef still chasing me.
Fortunately, the woman who organised the exercise room managed to stop Bully Beef in his tracks, but only for two minutes, for the yob of a schoolboy overpowered her then set about bullying me.
The Sinclair House day centre users managed to overpower the bully in the end and I was at last safe.
The police were called and they removed Bully Beef, sending him to a school bully's detention centre in Scrabble Road Ilford.

There is however one thing that I have left out, and that is having to arrive at Sinclair House without a bag to cover my stoma with all because Bully Beef pulled it off.
A Nurse was called and she fitted me with a stoma bag, but because my bag had been pulled off by Bully Beef my trousers were a bit messed up and had to be sent home to clean myself up.

People in Parsons Lodge knew all about Bully Beef, and what a nasty character he was because they often heard that he always picked on chips.